Cyberformed: Inbox

[intelligenceofficer]

"This is Longarm Prime. I am unable to respond to messages at this time, but please leave your name and a brief message. I will reply as soon as I am able. Thank you." un: prime.intel

"State your identity and purpose for contacting me, and do try to be succinct." un: 7j5&Z_Pn\L.d2x%

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**Please specify if you are contacting Longarm or Shockwave.

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Audio, UN: Guest Account

[disastertron]

[The sounds of the medibay start up on the call before Megatron begins to speak, slurring out his message in a brogue even thicker than his usual]

Shockwave, do y'have updates on... anything? Some kinda report on th'frontlines or some such feckin nonsense. Anything. That battleaxe Wrench won't let me leave and I can't get that knob Spinister to answer his comms, had better times buried up to m'neck in a cave-in!

[intelligenceofficer]

[The voice was unmistakable, and Shockwave would have rolled his eye in annoyance if he could. The sounds in the background and the mention of Wrench at least gave the call some context, but that didn't make it anymore welcome.

Shockwave was quick to come up with a solution, though.]

Indeed, Megatron. I just received a report of utmost importance which requires your immediate attention. I insist you read through it carefully before deciding on your next strategy.

[Attached is a meticulously thorough report which he had prepared for Ultra Magnus when he was on the security team as Longarm Prime. It recounts the condition and maintenance requirements of every safety lock component on the ship. The report was over a year old, but he took the liberty to change the date before sending it.]